Wide Range of Creams

Let the fashion take full control of your life
Every handbag's not enough
To dry out your daddy's wallet
Hit the streets in your pink convertible car
Speeding like a shooting star
Ain't no traffic light to stop your crazy run

Let your very expensive mini-skirt fly up
Showing off your deepest dark
Into which we would like to fall down
You consider each of your boy a booby prize
Your collection's getting large
Only God knows what has been down there and how

So your wide range of creams (range of creams)
Is more important than
Your narrow range of last remaining friends

You think you are the centre of our world
Live your life like everyone
Has to give you what you want
All we knew before we'd been bewitched by you
Was that beauty's not eternal, getting older
You'll have to pay your dues

While your little friends were into toys and dolls
You always were light years ahead, unattainable for us all
Ever since you were 14, you've understood
Ain't no time for fairy tales
No prince charming carves his love for you into wood

Too much busy to prize
The small details of life

You think you are the centre of our world
Live your life like everyone
Has to give you what you want
All we knew, before we'd been bewitched by you
Was that beauty's not eternal, getting older

Usual up skirt, high stool and margarita
'Cause it's the easiest way to hook your fish tonight
Pretty lipstick useful to mark your victim
These are the main ingredients making up your life

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