Hole In My Shower Curtain

We go together like bug spray and a lighter
What a fucking mess
Probably was a safety hazard
Inside of Eagles Nest
Piss stains in the sink
Never would I ever think
It would end up like this
Bathroom so grotesque
Shit stains size of shrek
The Showerhouse, a wreck

You burned a hole in my shower curtain
Now my shower is less private
Now I'm exposed
I don't know where to go
To scrub my peepee
Gotta make it clean
In case its ever seen
By your mother
You burned a hole in my shower curtain

We go together like piss and the shower drain
Left by someone
Like a shot of heroin or a whiff of cocaine
This bathroom's so much fun
Hanging out with my friends
Potty time at 3 am
Hope this night will not end
Don't you peek into my stall
Fucking creep I'm so apalled
You would do this to me

You burned a hole in my shower curtain
Now my shower is less private
Now I'm exposed
I don't know where to go
To scrub my peepee
Gotta make it clean
In case its ever seen
By your mother
You burned a hole in my shower curtain

So here I am
In the wash
Doing just about what you'd probably expect here at 1 in the morning
Washing
Well what do you know
Didn't anticipate anyone else here this late but
Not my concern
Probably just some other bloke in need of a scrub
Or a piss
Strange
A bit odd
Befuddling even
He's approaching my stall
Why? There are other showers available
Nothing was left in here.
Why would he?
Uh, I think he's just standing there
Should I say something?
What's he doing about?
Uhh
HEY MATE WHAT'S YOUR MUDDLE
Bloody hell
His purpose, I know not for certain
But this twat
Just burnt a hole in my shower curtain

You burned a hole in my shower curtain
Now my shower is less private
Now I'm exposed
I don't know where to go
To scrub my peepee
Gotta make it clean
In case its ever seen
By your mother
You burned a hole in my shower curtain



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