Coffee & a Joint

I got some stuff you just gotta try
What is it?
Pot, you know, marijuana?
Yeah, yeah (marijuana)
Yeah, uh
Yeah

I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint

I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (uh, yo)

I'm higher than an F16 in Walgreens
Tryna find some eye drops and a bottle of Listerene (woo)
Well, I'm Mr. clean when I step on the scene
But yo, how did I get here and what does this all mean?

The last thing I remember was way back in September
Oh, Johnny had a doobie, it was groovy, full of pleasure
But I prolly didn't measure the amount I shoulda taken
Now I'm standing on the ceiling and this feeling got me quaking, yo

I stick to baking with Betty Crocker baby
We dishing out delectables and yeah, they tasty
So yeah, it's amazing, now come and get a slice
And if they try to take my herb, I'll say, "Take my wife!"

But Kevin you're not married (oh yeah), oh, shit it's getting scary
I'm mixing up my history, my memories are buried
And I don't have a clue what's real or imaginary
So take heed, my children 'cause this story's cautionary

I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint

I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (oh, my God)
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (and a what?)
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint (alright, and a who?)

Well, I, well I was standing in the corner of the kitchen by myself
Eyeing up the pot brownies on the top shelf
I'm thinking maybe just a nibble will do
But I didn't eat dinner so I gobbled down two

Oh shit, I fucking blew it, oh
I gotta keep this conversation fluid
Yeah, we're too high to function
I'm feeling like a clown at a funeral luncheon
I'm a goner, man, I reached my marijuana maximum consumption

Well, goddamn, hors d'oeuvre threw my night for a curve
But I could be the hero that this party deserves
So I boot and rally, sink the last cup
Turns out it was my team's cup, fuck

I got this
I got this

I got this feeling inside
Can't find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint

Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint
Coffee and a joint, coffee and a joint