Santa Claus Gets His Information

He's Santa Claus . . . because
He started giving so long ago
He's a saint . . . but he ain't
So good on the telephone
Christmas Eve . . . he brings dreams
But he needs some assistance too
Write a list . . . . mail it in
It's the least a little kid can do

Oh . . . Santa Claus gets his information
Exclusively in the mail
So if you're good you'd better write a letter
And give it to a snail (mail carrier)
Santa Claus gets his information
Directly in the post
So write out by hand, don't offend him, send him
A list of what you want the most

You won't catch him reading emails
With a phone up to his nose
And as for S-M-essages well
He's never heard of those
Don't make me laugh . . . . Ho Ho Ho Ho!

How long? . . . How far?
From the North Pole to here?
Big old list . . . bag of toys
But he makes the trip every year
In his sleigh . . . all the way
He can fly and read your mind
He's a tireless, wireless jolly saint
Who leaves every phone behind

Oh . . . Santa Claus gets his information
Exclusively in the mail
So if you're good you'd better write a letter
And give it to a snail (mail carrier)
Santa Claus gets his information
Directly in the post
So write out by hand, don't offend him, send him
A list of what you want the most



Credits
Writer(s): Christopher William Eckart
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