I Hate (Live from the Borderline, London)

Well, I hate racist blokes, telling tasteless jokes
And explaining where people belong
I hate ignorant folks, who pay money to see gigs
And talk through everything fucking song
I hate people in nightclubs, snorting coke
And explaining where you're going wrong
Well, if you agree, then come hating with me
And feel free to sing along

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(Wonderful, love it)

And I hate pointless status updates on facebook
FYI, we were never m8s
We pretend to be friends on the internet
When in real life we have nothing to say
To each other
Oh, brother, I have love for my mother
For good times, for music and my mates
Yeah, I laugh and I live, and I have love to give
But sometimes, all you can do is hate

And it goes
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Well I hate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas
They only eat pizza and chips
I hate stepping outside for a smoke, and some guy coughs
Like your lungs are his
And I hate queuing up for festival toilets
Especially when you need to shit
And I hate the X-Factor, for murdering music
You bunch of money grabbing pricks

And it goes
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And I hate them magazines, aimed at insecure teens
That make ten year olds race to grow up
Hey kids let's all be anorexic, or better
Eat chocolate until you throw up
Keep your Hollywood stars, and their stupid cars
And the Botox, that makes them look fucked
Just grow old with grace, have you seen Cher's face?
It looks like it's been hit by a truck

And it goes
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(One more time, loud as you can)

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Thank you so much
Thank you very much indeed