Rollerblades for XMas

December 31st and you've been a bad kid
Santa Claus has got a list of all the things you did
You're getting

Rollerblades for Christmas
Rollerblades for Christmas
Rollerblades for Christmas

Yo ho ho and a lump of coal
Santa Clause flew all the way from North Pole
With some reindeers in the cold
Just to tell you you're a fucking asshole

Rollerblades for Christmas
Rollerblades for Christmas
Rollerblades for Christmas

Wish you had never been fucking born
Had a condom - it was torn
You're more stupid than Helen Keller
Oughta take you out back like Old fucking Yeller

Rollerblades for Christmas
Rollerblades for Christmas
Rollerblades for Christmas

You're a little shit
All you do is wine
Underneath the Christmas tree: some brand new inlines
You can kiss my fist under the mistletoe
Go outside and eat some yellow fucking snow

Rollerblades for Christmas
Rollerblades for Christmas
Rollerblades for Christmas

Ho ho ho



Credits
Writer(s): Joe Bohrer
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