Uno///Splash

Play you like you're Uno
I just copped a new phone
You swear you play so fast
I think that you're too slow
I just copped a draw four
Now your cards are stacking up
I think you should pack it up

Your deck is stacking
I just drew a wild card
I'm about to spill some blood
Hit you with red skip
Waiting for the table flip
You're in for a bad trip
I'm in for a bad bitch

I just copped a wildcard
Charging like a feral hog
I'm about to make a clog
I'm about to use the flog
Imma train you like a dog
I'm in gear and you're just a little cog

I just played my draw 4
Can't wait for you to cry more
This game has got me so bored
You're playing really ditzy
My strategies a mystery
Your eyes are looking misty
You should hit the exit door

Splashing like I'm Magikarp
I just smoked a magic Dart
Now I'm on my way to Mars
Zooted off a puffer fish
I just crashed a brand new whip
Why you fuckers on my dick

I'm smoking on some ghastly
Lungs are dying
Now I'm wheezing
Poison type
I feel so creepy
Jigglypuff I'm feeling sleepy

I got diamond I got pearl
I might steal your fucking girl
I might end your fucking world

I got emerald I got ruby
Like my life's a fucking movie
Running up these pokecoins
I might buy a fuckin subi

Splashing like I'm Magikarp
I just smoked a magic Dart
Now I'm on my way to Mars
Zooted off a puffer fish
I just crashed a brand new whip
Why you fuckers on my dick

I got options like I'm Eevee
Wait a couple a years
And you'll catch me on the TV
I don't mean to brag
Or come off as cheesy
But I got big dreams
Imma hit em real easy



Credits
Writer(s): Morgan Stevens
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