Creative Vampires

It's the President's precipice
Not Vice like Mike Pence
His two cents won't pay my bills
Owe me time stills
Shake it in the pan like it's bacon
A prospector's goal is to show the world his gold
The only best actors know to win the gold they play the world
It's a shame game with an A-Name taking all the fame away from the no names
They do rogaine and used to do cocaine
Snort it like a pig in a sty to lie in bed and last the whole day
Its late but they fucking around in LA
Paying a ton of hoes to go down on them like a diving elbow
Smack them down on their head like they're playin smash bros with a down air
Dying in the blast zone down there
Who knows what they do to Super Mario
Cause Luigi you know ain't gettin a squeeze nor pussy
Eating scungilli
Slimy like their nightly lifetime timeline
News who boo to new cool artists
They ain't the fuckin smartest

Watch Kimmel dribble and spittle on the mic like Michael Jordan
I'll spit on it bitch
Scratch your itch
Like a dog's fleas
Ya talk mean but lean back
And take a thumbtack and nail it to a snail
Watch your ratings rocket upwards
Contact Buzz Aldrin
I'm all in with my chips not Cheetos
One thing to know about me tho
I stack mad cash and slash a bag open of rap with an arcade token
But the machine's broken
No more lives
Come on by
Wait on line
Take low dimes for rhymes and chime in with a punchline
Like some guy I like uh
What's his name? Saitama
One Punch Man on food stamps
Dodging hoes with a tramp stamp
And stomp on the competition
I got them to start bitching
And you know DOOM will say that snitches get pissed on
And get in the front row with R-Kelly
Mention the manly Menly when he almost got off scot free
And tossed back a bottle of scotch like it was tape and it was on me
The fire spitter killer Godzilla and his little sister mister hit-lister
Punch bagging a dealer with mixer
Twitching Anita like a Tourette's dealer
Hit her head on a desk and she'll laugh about it after
Cover her mouth cause in this house
We like vines and swing on them from time to time
Like Tarzan the man planner and tar and feather him with a cast iron
Fire spires and desires to chase away spiders from inside the miner's higher tunnel
Funnel smoke through the woke show and make Silicon Valley shiver with their horoscopes
Horror stores and roller coasters
East versus West Coast
Make ya all emotional
Murders on the borders
Hollywood's Coal War
Stoking fires like Bram
Eating ham with Dracula
Cause they'll suck ya blood
And leave ya tired
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Creative Vampires