Year of the Cock

Sexy Thailand Valentine
Pattaya airport guard
Nice to wake up in your arms
I'm shooting off now, ta

Feb 14, my chopper rents
For just four quid a day
I ride this present to my ex
Way out, way out in Chonburi

The Year of the Cock is ticking off
The Year of the Cock is ticking off

She told me if I ever showed
She would cut my throat
She called me a Fukula Water buffalo

So, before it all turned nasty
I left this crazy monkey
And drove back to Pattaya
For a night with the Peppermint Club dancer
And her cute sister, stripping off
The year of the cock is ticking off

I dropped them off at Lucifer's
Down in Walking Street
I wanted my security guard all over me

A couple of bows was quite enough
I said I was tired and rumbad off
The year of the cock

I stopped off at my condo for
Euphoriants and stimulants
And a couple of Viagras
For Valentine Niagaras

The Peppermint Club dancer
Stilettos, skintight zebra
Was waiting just to love me
With her Isaan speciality

The Year of the Cock
The Year of the Cock
The Year of the Cock is ticking off
The Year of the Cock
The Year of the Cock
The Year of the Cock



Credits
Writer(s): David John Sheppard, Peter Russell Wix
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