...And Then They All Clapped

If life is a song
Sing me a verse
Memorized, Recite, Rehearsed
Why wasn't I assigned a "Y" at birth

Straighten your tie
Fasten it tight
When you go
You better drive

Then I will show you
What it's like to be a man

If life is a job
You better work
And on your day off
You go to church

When you take a shot
Pretend it doesn't hurt
If anyone asks, about your band
Tell them you sound like Led Zepplin

Then I will show you
What it's like to be a man

Once again

The birds and bees are here
To take the fun away
You've had at least six beers
So put your gun away

But I don't, even care
What you stole, I can
Take it or leave it, I don't
Think I need it anyway

At sixteen I felt the need
To run away
Moms coming up the stairs
To take your drugs away

But I don't, even care
What you stole, I can
Take it or leave it, I don't
Think I need it anyway



Credits
Writer(s): Jack Brunson, Sean Curtis Strickland, Ben Scheffler
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