What's The Password? - Acapella

Across thousands of accounts, I've lost count of the amount
Of passwords that burden me, I'm shouting you for help!
How do you figure out which digits fit?
Give us a tip, I've got nothing, man, I'm drowning in a drought

"Please include one number and a special character
Seven unique letters and an anagram and palindrome
It has to be a maximum of eight digits long
And we'll erase the whole page in case you get it wrong"
(Geez)
"Plus, it must be a mix of lowercase and uppercase"
Wait, shut up, OK, so I can punch you in the fucking face

Every place has different rules and regulations
So your last password won't fit specifications
One step, two step, three step authentication
I can't wait for retinal identification

You've got to change it on occasion, can't stay the same
What's your Ma's maiden name to be able to just play the game?

What's the password? (Huh?) What's the password?
It's all Greek to me when I'm filling in a captcha
What's the password? What's the password?
I can't recall them all, you daft bastard

I'm overloaded with ringtones, PIN codes
Spaghetti letter, junction traffic blocking off the ring road (beep)
Stop the road block, just open up the lot
I'm not a robot, I'm just a bloke and I forgot

The times that I've typed in the name of my first pet
I'm slightly surprised one of my veins hasn't burst yet
Whoopee Doo! More words to forget!
Looking through my phone notes, hoping I'll recollect (oh)

"But don't write them down, that's not secure" (no)
"You might as well not lock your door, and what you think your pocket's for?
Don't open that, it might be a fishing scam"
You can't tell me what to do! "Yes, I pissing can!"

What's the password? (Huh?) What's the password?
It's all Greek to me when I'm filling in a captcha
What's the password? What's the password?
I can't recall them all, you daft bastard

I'm like a dongle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I even know my number
I'm like a dongle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I even know my number
"Incorrect password. Start again."



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Writer(s): Dan Bull
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