Just a Man

There are a lot of odd things in nature
But one in particular catches my eye
Oh
I see 'em on occasion, they're always the butt of the joke
And I just want to ask them why

And how do they feel?
How do they feel?
How do they feel?
Does it feel so real?

Oh hairless cat
Where's all your hair at?
How does it feel to be
More hairless than all of your friends?
Oh hairless cat
Where's all your hair at?
And can you feel everything better than I can?
Am BbM
Cuz I am just a man
I am just a man

Sometimes I wish I could talk to animals
Not just because I think that it would be cool
But because Sphinx cats seem like they would have a lot to say
I mean they're bald
And they've got big heads
So that must mean they've got big brains

Oh hairless cat
Where's all your hair at?
How does it feel to be
More hairless than all of your friends?
Oh hairless cat
Where's all your hair at?
And can you feel everything better than I can?

Hairless cat
You're a hairless cat
You're like a normal cat, but you have far less hair
Hairless cat
You're a hairless cat
Do you even care
Am BbM
When they stop and stare?

Cuz I think I would care
I think I would care
I think I would care