In My Van

Hey little children won't you come and play
I've been watching you all day
In my van across the street I stay
Don't make me angry or I'll come your way

(In my van!) We'll go much faster and we'll get away
(In my van!) Your parents laughter won't be the same
(In my van!) Act fast! No time to waste
(In my van!) No don't be cryin', here's some candy
(In my van!)

We're on the highway and we're making a stop
The moon is rising and it's already dark
Better lock the doors make sure I don't get caught
He won't stop screaming, please shut the fuck up

(In my van!) We'll go much faster and we'll get away
(In my van!) Won't stop the screaming all goddamn day
(In my van!) Hiding in plain sight, since yesterday
(In my van!) They say I'm crazy, but I'm feeling
(OK!)

Open the door I find an Asian man
Karate copped by his little hands
Grabbed the wrong one by mistake
And now I'm fucked, Fucked for fuck's sake

(In my van!) Gotta make sure I burn it down
(What the van?!) And then I'll leave it, under the ground
(Not the van!?) Gotta buy some fuel, outside of town
(For the van!?) So I can burn it, burn it all down
(God the van!!)

Now it's all over and i'm starting to doubt
Could not believe the cops did not figure out
Dear god it burned so bad, just like I planned
Really glad that I left him burn in my van

(No more van!) Now its all over, and I can't get out
(No more van!) Portsmouth Virginia isn't the south
(No more van!) I guess I'll throw my shit all over the bend
(No more van!) And if not! ...ah fuck it
(I'll do it again again again)
(I'll do it again again again)
(I'll do it again again again)
(I'll do it again again again)
In my van