Internet Friends / Internet Love

There's a couple kids I know
Who love robbing banks
I only see them when I'm alone
And usually it's pretty late
I'd like to think I know them well
But thinking so is strange
My best friend in the world and I have
Never seen the other's face

Internet friends
Internet friends
You can have
Friends on the internet
In the new millennium
You can have friends you've never met

That best friend and I used to talk every night
Falling for her like some dumb kid
But anyways over chat room screens
Is where I had my first kiss
One day she asked if I would care
If IRL she were a bit different
Turns out the first girl that I loved was a...
Middle aged man!

Internet friends
Internet friends
You can have
Friends on the internet
In the new millennium
You can have friends you've never met

There's this new girl that I know
Who loves exactly what I do
I met her through my Instagram
Where she just so happens to model
We talked and talked in our DMs
Then she asked to move it to facetime
I was kinda nervous but
Boy am I'm glad I gave her a try
We fell in love and better yet
She's coming right this way
Only needed my credit card
And SSN to book her plane

Internet love
Internet love
You can have
Sex via satellite
In this age of information
You don't even need a working phone line
Internet friends
Internet friends
You can have
Friends on the internet
In the new millennium
You can have friends you've never met



Credits
Writer(s): Dane Leoniak
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