hunter.

Hunter lives across the street from me and he's really musty
Not cus he's poor or depressed, just unhygenic i guess
[In hindsight i shouldn't make assumptions about people's mental health, but he's still a piece of shit (Like me!) and i was depressed when i wrote this song]
I've only talked to him about once this year
And that's about enough to make you want him to disappear

Hunters hair looks like it smells like sour old milk and that's coming from me
Hunters sweaty skin looks like it's been in the sun for way to long

I wash my hair, every night (No i don't)
That's something hunter should try (True)
The water, it won't bite (It won't)
Don't forget the soap, apply

I wash my hair, every night (That's a lie)
That's something hunter should try (But he should)
The water, it won't bite
Don't forget the soap, apply

I wash my hair, every night (Still a lie)
That's something hunter should try (It never hurts)
The water, it won't bite
Don't forget the soap, apply