Lacroix

There are many things in life
To which I wouldn't bat an eye
You could call it indifference
Or maybe peace of mind

But one thing in particular
Really grinds my gears
How a certain type of beverage
Could be enjoyed by all my peers

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink of all time
If you drink Lacroix
Then you must be out your mind

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink ever made
If you drink seltzer water
Then you must be insane

Well one day there was a man
Who came up with an idea
He said I'll take some water
And i'll bubble it with cheer

Spoiled perfectly good water
And he put it on the shelf
But in all good conscience
Should've kept it to himself

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink of all time
If you drink Lacroix
Then you must be out your mind

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink ever made
If you drink seltzer water
Then you must be insane

O I've been to many pic-a-nics
Where there's plenty left to eat
Where there's much to go around
There is savory and there's sweet

But most of all there's people
Who just bring their Lacroix
They just eat and drink air
'Cause that's all that they can enjoy

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink of all time
If you drink Lacroix
Then you must be out your mind

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink ever made
If you drink seltzer water
Then you must be insane

O of all the drinks to drink
I could never understand
Seltzer water is unpleasant
It is flavorless and bland

There's coffee, sweet tea
There's soda and there's juice
There's a hundred other beverages
That you could choose

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink of all time
If you drink Lacroix
Then you must be out your mind

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink ever made
If you drink seltzer water
Then you must be insane

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink of all time
If you drink Lacroix
Then you must be out your mind

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink ever made
If you drink seltzer water
Then you must be insane

Now I understand your preference
If you don't like the extremes
You must think that I'm dramatic
And I'm trying to make a scene

You say you're trying to be healthy
And you want to be lean
But Lacroix is the worst drink
That this world has ever seen

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink of all time
If you drink Lacroix
Then you must be out your mind

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink ever made
If you drink seltzer water
Then you must be insane

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink of all time
If you drink Lacroix
Then you must be out your mind

Lacroix, Lacroix
Is the worst drink ever made
If you drink seltzer water
Then you must be insane



Credits
Writer(s): Nolan Sorsby
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