Hypocrite City

Welcome to Hypocrite City
Where we greet you with goodbyes
It's nice here in Hypocrite City
Where we all believe the lies
We say one thing and do another
Don't listen to ourselves when we lecture each other
Everyone's welcome but you here in Hypocrite City

Well I was Driving down the highway with my dad
He was yelling at me "keep your eyes ahead"
So I looked at him and said "why don't you drive"
So we pulled on over switched our spots
And before I knew it he was toking the pot
We were swerving all over, hitting all the rumble strips

Welcome to Hypocrite City
Where we greet you with goodbyes
It's nice here in Hypocrites City
Where we all believe the lies
We say one thing and do another
Don't listen to ourselves when we lecture each other
Everyone's welcome but you here in Hypocrite City

I was runnin' on the field one day
When I noticed my gym coach ahead of me
He looked back and said I wasn't going fast enough
All while his ass crack was hanging out
And his beer gut was flopping about
I had to ask myself
"Who made you the coach?"

Welcome to Hypocrite City
Where we greet you with goodbyes
It's nice here in Hypocrite City
Where we all believe the lies
We say one thing and do another
Don't listen to ourselves when we lecture each other
Everyone's welcome but you here in Hypocrite City

I hate complaining I really do
And if you complain then I hate you
I'm so sick and tired of all these people
They mumble and they grumble
And they wine all the time
Then they moan and they groan and they pick a fight
All just to ruin my perfect night

Welcome to Hypocrite City
Where we greet you with goodbyes
It's nice here in Hypocrite City
Where we all believe the lies
We say one thing and do another
Don't listen to ourselves when we lecture each other
Everyone's welcome but you here in Hypocrite City

Welcome to Hypocrite City
Where we greet you with goodbyes
It's nice here in Hypocrite City
Where we all believe the lies
We say one thing and do another
Don't listen to ourselves when we lecture each other
Everyone's welcome but you here in Hypocrite City



Credits
Writer(s): Kelly Jo Mussared
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

Link