Tess

My monsters name is Tess
And she's the silliest
She wears pigtails like monster ears
And when i snack she always hears
So when she lays down for a nap
I tiptoe and i do not tap

My monster's always here
My monster's always there
My monster's always spinning dizzy
Pulling on my hair - ahh!
She shares my room, she chews my toys
And she makes a lot of noise
My monster's everywhere!

My monsters name is Tess
And she's a roaring mess
She eats bananas and leaves the peel
It happens nearly every meal
She tosses toys and says uh-oh
Then waves and says I've gotta go

My monster's always here
My monster's always there
My monster's always spinning dizzy
Pulling on my hair - ahh!
She shares my room, she chews my toys
And she makes a lot of noise
My monster's everywhere!

What's all that noise?
Everything's fine, Karl! Shhhh...

Please, christine, do keep it down

It's Tess making all that sound
I don't mind taking the fall
For Tess i'd doing anything at all

My monsters name is Tess
And she's the very best
Of friends who's always by my side
We make believe that we can fly
In fact, she's not a monster at all

Holy staccato?! Not a monster?!
I thought this was a song about monsters

She is my sister, three feet tall...

Wait, your sister's name is Jess.
Yeah, but her Monster name is Tess!

She shares my room, chews my toys
And she makes a lot of noise
She shares my room, chews my toys
And she makes a lot of noise
My sister's name is Tess!