Far Too Short

There comes a time in everyone's life
Especially for those who frequent amusement parks
Where they wanna go on a ride
They wanna go on a ride
There comes a time everyone's life
Where they wanna go
Where they wanna go on a roller coaster

So it crushes deeply
It hurts you severely
When they tell you
Tell you

"You're too short to ride this ride
Cuz ya gotta be at least four foot five
But you're only three foot nine
You're only three foot nine"

You gotta be four foot five
To actually finally ride this ride
But you're only three foot nine
You're only three foot nine

Go to the petting zoo
Look at the llamas
Smile at the llamas
And they'll spit at you

And worse, with the llamas - they won't laugh at you
But they will look down upon you
Cuz you can't go on the ride
Can't go on the ride

There comes a time in everyone's life
Where they wanna stop getting looked down upon by llamas
By llamas and those
Guys that work the rides, so

Hey, ya gotta do what cha gotta do
Ya gotta do what cha gotta do
Go out and buy some stilts
Oh, oh

Cuz ya gotta be four foot five
Before ya finally ride this ride
But you're only three foot nine
You're only three foot nine

You're only three foot nine
You're only three foot nine
Only three foot nine
Only three foot nine
You're only, only, only