Little Piggies

3 little piggies
3 little piggies build a house
Big bad wolf
The big bad wolf says
You can't set up here
You gotta get out
The 3 little piggies they say
We ain't doin nothin wrong

We ain't doin nothin wrong at all
Get the fuck out of our house

So the big bad wolf he comes along and says
Says we're gonna knock your house down
And the 3 little piggies they're backed into a corner
They say
We're gonna shoot you now
You killed my family
Steal my home
Kick me out of my own place
We're gonna shoot you now

So the piggies shoot the wolf
And the piggies head on into town

Now the big bad wolf
A little more righteous, a little more holy
Drags himself back on into town
Howlin this howlin that
The little piggies had their chance
You pigs are fuckin dead
The big bad wolf, the big wolf he ties em up
The people, they gather round the town square
Shaking and scared, fear in their eyes
They're glad they're not up there
At the pull of a lever, and dangling legs
We learnt that pigs really do fly

Now the townsfolk they know
They know to keep their heads down and their mouths fuckin shut