Allergies - Farm Version

My throat gets dry when you are around
My skin is itchy and I can't feel the ground
The water in my eyes ain't cause I'm feeling down
It's the harsh reality
That I've got allergies

You're like the apple that's always out of reach
Like a flock of albatross but there's no beach
Like a whale watching excursion where the humpbacks never breach
But enough analogies
I've got allergies

You're loved by everyone you chance to meet
You've got them all cooing at your feet
They hate me cause I ain't bringing you back in from the street
But it's my malady
That I've got allergies

All my friends think I'll push them away
That yesterday it's you and them today
That this slope I'm slipping's destined for a one man cavalcade
But that's a fallacy
I swear it's just allergies

But I'm starting to believe all the lies
I can't look myself straight in the eyes
I love you more than ever so there's nothing I despise
More in this galaxy
Than these damn allergies
It's a tragedy
That I've got allergies
So don't get mad at me
It's only allergies
You're just a cat, you see
And I've got allergies