Hacker Valley, WV

I've got two thirds of half a dozen donuts
To get me back to Tennessee
The light says check the engine
But I'm in no position to the pay the ol mechanics fee
I was thinkin we could drive all night
Maybe pick up our wheels and fly
Cause anything can happen
As we cut across the map on outta Hacker Valley, WV
If you wanted to prove that I had nothing to lose
You could take a picture of this scene
20 jugs of fire at 80 miles an hour on highway number 73
So pop the trunk and dip into our stash
Put your feet up on the dash
Cause anything could happen
As we cut across the map on outta Hacker Valley, WV
My baby's first to say she's a little bit crazy
And she likes to self diagnose
She rocks acid washed denim and rattlesnake venom
But she's solid when I need it the most
My whole worlds in the passenger seat
So I can't wait to drop off this heat
Cause anything can happen
As we cut across the map on outta Hacker Valley, WV
Not 20 minutes after we stopped for gas in Hazard
She was gettin existential again. "I'm tired of running liquor
And I couldn't be sicker of livin off of bathtub gin
I said Sweet thing I couldn't agree with ya more
But do ya see another open door
And anything could happen
As we cut across the map on outta Hacker Valley, WV
It's nobodies business that I plan to call her misses
When we make it back to rocky top
I got a little diamond for just the right time
When we're done with dodgin' curious cops
I can't stand to be without her love
And as long as we're speaking of
Anything could happen
As we cut across the map on outta Hacker Valley, WV
We hit the next station I said to hell with all my patience
And I dropped down on my one good knee
Said "I hate to put you on the spot
But I'm dying to tie the knot with the greatest girl I ever did meet"
Come to think she never really did say yes
She just grinned and said take a guess
And anything can happen
As we cut across the map on outta Hacker Valley, WV
And that's the last thing that happened
As we cut across the map on out of Hacker Valley, WV