Mr. Assistant

Paging Mr. Assistant
I'm in need of some special aide
I've got a menial project
And this is your lucky day
Can't find the time or a reason
Why I should do this myself
In a fit of divine inspiration
I pull you down off your shelf

And yeah you wanna die
Honestly, that's fine
As long as you're doing it
In your own time

Paging Mr. Assistant
I hear you're quite adept
That's not the reason I called you
Have you moved my meetings yet
Can't find the time or a reason
Why I should do this myself
It's not a question of income
I though you did this for your health

And yeah you wanna die
Honestly, that's fine
As long as you're doing it
In your own time
So, climbing up the corporate ladder
Doesn't even really matter when you're just a tool
And all that they're giving you is a stepstool

And yeah you wanna die
Honestly, that's fine
As long as you're doing it
In your own time
So, climbing up the corporate ladder
Doesn't even really matter when you're just a tool
And all that they're giving you is a stepstool
Paging Mr. Assistant



Credits
Writer(s): Todd Andersen
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