YO JASON (feat. Boonga Boy, Salty J & Shaka Dingo)

Shelly Idaho, Holton's a hoe
I like my job, I work at Home Depot
Shelly Idaho, Holton's a hoe
Paul is a player, J Becker you are no mayor

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
J becker is unemployed
show that shrimp, you ain't no pimp
That's crazy, that's insane, you ain't no David Blaine
You kind of look like G. I. Jane

Yo Jason (Huh?)
every single day you got some people hating(So what? Yuh)
Just because you don't talk to Lucy (Okay?)
Doesn't mean that you don't get some pussy (You got a point)

Yo Jason (What?)
Every single day he masturbating (No No No)
Not jerkin (No)
No, my mans twerking (You got a point)

My Man Jason (Yeah?)
Every single day my man in that Nissan truck
and he's snapping and snapping, some hoes and bros
asking them what they like to do with their holes

Okay Bonga
J Becker when you mow that grass
Uh Oh OH oh
You, give your mom some sass (Uhh Uhh)

When your watching Netflix on that, Netflix
You look like Fix-it-Felix
You call me sturdy, You ain't slim
I wonder why I called you a pilgrim

In Spanish class your having fun
You're done

Goblins are real
You look like a damn seal
For supper, you fix a meal
Like Nachos? With your Gazpacho?

Jaiden, you look like a pilgrim from Connecticut
God is good, God is great
I'm from Orlando, I love, doggy style.
Cheez-its are my favorite food and the Chicago cubs?
Are Ghouls

Jerome (Huh?)
Why do you look like a garden gnome? (So What? Yuh)
Maybe I, Could, Give you some dome! (Okay)
Yeah (You Got a point)

James (What?)
Why are you still playin' these dumb games? (Uh-huh?)
Every single day i wake up
Just to mow and make up (You got a point)

Javier (Uh-huh?)
You look like you don't wear any underwear (I swear I do)
Do you raw dawg every day? (Uh-huh)
Do you raw dawg every day! (No)

That was uh, greatest night in the history of television