When I Drink Whiskey

Woke up on a bed of nails with an anvil on my chest
My mouth is all dry with last nights cigarette still on my breath

Lookin' through my camera roll and I see some things that I forgot
And there's a couple videos that I won't even load cause I'm too scared to watch

And I told myself that I wouldn't be so risky
Nobody has fun when I drink whiskey

Well I throw 'em back until I lose track and my sweet talkin' turns sour
I might start to holler and a'run my mouth and keep on gettin' louder

Well I'm usually too far gone when the night has only just begun
And if there's a radio I'm playin' rock n roll like it's 1971

And I just can't stop, somethin' about it gets me
Nobody has fun when I drink whiskey

Well I was on the dance floor listening to the band when I noticed me a couple of twins,
I knew I was in trouble cause I was seein' double when they were takin both right hands

But my two left feet never wanna listen to a thing I have to say
Next thing I know I was flat on my back watchin' her walk away

I should've slowed it down when I was feelin' tipsy
Nobody has fun when i drink whiskey

Hey, nobody has fun but me