Billy Beane I/Jordan Soup II

Billy was born in a bathtub
And he grew up so incredibly thin
That even the end of the eyedropper sucked him in
Billy gave birth to Bella
When he was only two years old
Though Bella weighs more than Billy
From what my friends have told

Billy traded Jordan to me
And made Landon his wife
Jordan was defective from the factory
And stabbed me with a knife
Billy was a raging anorexic
Who suffered from bulimia too
Billy stood at ten foot seven
And wore a size six shoe

Jordan Soup
Jordan Soup

Jordan Soup
Jordan Soup

Jordan Soup
Jordan Soup

That's my bush
That's my bush



Credits
Writer(s): Prasad Records
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