Dingus Grease

Huh, huh, huh
Be-be, be-be-be
Huh, huh, be
Before we begin this song, I'd like to give a huge shoutout to our sponsor
The official CLF Pizza

Right off the bat
I'd like to flex a little
I got a big ole bottle
It's the product of my piddle
It's my serum, it's my soul
It's the vessel of my love
You think I have too much
But I make just enough

Elon wants a taste
I tell that dude to get a life (Yeah) (Plug)
If he tries to take my musk
I'll punch him in the thighs in disguise (Rude)
My special little cuppy contains all of my hard work (Yeah)
My special little cuppy makes all these bitches twerk (Yeah)
You are little yuppy you cannot even twerk (True)
You can't even dance, do the shuffle, or The Dougie (The Dougie)

If you'd like to prove me wrong
Go to your nearest Aldi and buy the official Corrupted Lawfirm frozen pizza

We've gotta take a minute
To pause the song
I got a message (Message)
It won't take long (Long)
We've got a new pizza out in stores (Right now)
If you want it
You gotta walk out your door (Go outside)
It contains (Huh)
Dingus Grease (Huh)
And momma's milk (Milk)
Momma's milk cheese
Go out to the Aldi's (Di's)
Please buy it
Please, please, please (Please)

I apologize
For saying mama's milk cheese (For real) (Plug)
The higher-ups want me to say it
I don't wanna pay any fees (Fuck that)

Anyways, let me plug a few more things (Huh)
We got the CLF Onion Rings (Yummy)
We also have the CLF Mattress (Comfy)
We also have the CLF Apparatus (Huh?)
Corrupted Lawfirm Vape, Bape
Drapes, Vape
Drapes, Drapes

We're very proud of these drapes, I'll tell you that
As much as I didn't wanna go on about the, the- the, the mom cheese, I'm
We're- these drapes are very high quality, made with the finest fiber
What do you have to say about it, man?

Uh, I- I... I really
I really like these drapes
I really, I really- I really like these drapes, man
I really
These drapes are fuckin' awesome
Yeah, I, I
I, I
I...