This Is the Perfect Time to Panic

(Ah)

Panic attacks
Tell my brother
Tell my brother
You know, the one I haven't talk to in some years
Panic attacks
Tell my father
Tell my father that
That, that his presence in me, screams loud and clear
Oh dear

(Eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye)
My common sense disappears
(Eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye)
Oh jeez, oh dear
(Eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye)
I crashed into a deer
(Eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye)
This is the perfect time to panic

Panic attacks
Tell my mother
Tell my mother that
To buy me that party horn, cause it's almost new years
I gotta temper that
Shoots off like a comet
It shoots off like a comet
And if it wasn't for my sister
I probably wouldn't even be here
Oh dear

(Eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye)
My common sense disappears
(Eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye)
Oh jeez, oh dear
(Eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye)
I crashed into a deer
(Eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye-e-eye)
This is the perfect time to panic

Ah
When I was a barback I had a panic attack
Yah
But I was consoled by a manager, and got back on track
Yah
See, that manager was Angela, and I thank her for that
Yah
Cause, when I lose my temper, my mind goes all black
But my blood start to rise and then I react
Yah
But now I respond, and I retrace my steps
Yah
But when I was a barback I had a panic attack
Oo
Then I worked with a bartender and her ass was real fat
Yah
And when I starred at it, it helped me relax
Cool
And I worked with a server, her ass was real fat
Neat
And I worked with a cook, and her ass was real fat
Oo
Cause when I was a barback I had a panic attack