Suburbia

Welcome to $uburbia
How you like your Prozac?
Upper white trash Disturbia
Hooked on organic Fig Macs

Why can't you put your phone down?
Not even for a second
Why are you so alone now?
Why are you scrolling Reddit?

Welcome to $uburbia
We speed up just to slow down
Living for your career
You got no time for friends now (bye-bye!)

You ain't gonna be a somebody
So stay a good little worker bee
Hate to break it till I make you're just like me
And no one gets high for free

(Let's go!)

I been stuck up in the Hamptons
At nobody's mansion
Bop-bop-bopping bills
As I'm dying from the dancing

Am I Hellbound that's debatable
Trying to be relatable
At this point I'm pretty sure that Heaven's off the table though

This is all a fantasy
Like me riding a manatee
Cocked up by a sedentary 8 to 5 insanity
(Microsoft Excel is not responding)

Sky high off my vanity
So far away from Honah Lee
You know where to place the blame
How I became the Anti-Me

You call me at midnight
To drive through the twilight
And tear out the ending of the story of my life

I wake up on the carpet
With my heart lying next to me
The scarlet incarnate smiles like
No one gets high as me

(Let go!)

I don't care anymore
And I wish that I did
I wish life could be like
Back when I was a kid

I feel so dead and small
But oh man am I big
It's been 24 years
And I ain't ever used trig

So put your Funko phones down
We burn up just to blow out
And turn up just to get loud
I'm at my grandma's house

Oh tell me $uburbia
Just what are you searching for?
We let the ghost out
Here comes the Slow Down

(Let's go!)