Buy a Scooter

The Void, this is Mickey speaking
(Hi, my name is Little Jimmy and I was looking to buy a scooter)
Oh, we got what you need...

If you wanna raise a loser, buy them a Razor scooter
Just as bad as Rollerblades and even worse than having AIDS
Bunch of fucking little shits, goddamn idiots
'Cause if you wanna raise a loser, buy them a Razor scooter

Yee-haw!

(Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!)

You should get fucking neutered if you buy your kid a scooter
You should get fucking tasered if you buy your kid a Razor
You should get your fucking ass kicked (Yeah!)
'Cause if you wanna raise a loser, buy them a Razor scooter

Yee-haw!



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Writer(s): Joe Bohrer
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