By Royal Appointment
I spent last night at Fuckingham Palace
We call it that cos it's what we do there
Oh Lizzy I'm at your service
For every need that can no longer be met
By your husband
Who was by your side for so long
That you don't know what to do without him
Forget about that and spend the night with me
Oh Lizzy
(Oh Lizzy)
I haven't felt like this in a long long time
Because I didn't really know what love was
Please please spend the night with me
(Oh Lizzy)
Oh Lizzy (oh Lizzy)
Seventy years my qilf
So much better than a milf
(Oh please baby Lizzie)
(Please baby please baby)
(He's servicing her needs)
You haven't felt like this in a long long time
Because you had forgotten what sex was
Spend the night with me
(Oh Lizzy)
And His Royal Hardness (yeah yeah yeah)
Seventy years a qilf
(Better than a milf)
I got no more time for fitties in their forties
Now I got myself a fitty from the forties
You're seventy years my qilf
(Better than a milf)
Take off that gown (take it off)
Leave on that crown (leave it on)
And let me taste tradition
Oh Lizzie
We call it that cos it's what we do there
Oh Lizzy I'm at your service
For every need that can no longer be met
By your husband
Who was by your side for so long
That you don't know what to do without him
Forget about that and spend the night with me
Oh Lizzy
(Oh Lizzy)
I haven't felt like this in a long long time
Because I didn't really know what love was
Please please spend the night with me
(Oh Lizzy)
Oh Lizzy (oh Lizzy)
Seventy years my qilf
So much better than a milf
(Oh please baby Lizzie)
(Please baby please baby)
(He's servicing her needs)
You haven't felt like this in a long long time
Because you had forgotten what sex was
Spend the night with me
(Oh Lizzy)
And His Royal Hardness (yeah yeah yeah)
Seventy years a qilf
(Better than a milf)
I got no more time for fitties in their forties
Now I got myself a fitty from the forties
You're seventy years my qilf
(Better than a milf)
Take off that gown (take it off)
Leave on that crown (leave it on)
And let me taste tradition
Oh Lizzie
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Writer(s): Robert Heart, Steve Wicked
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