The Mac n Cheese Song

The yellow golden texture
Draws me closer in
I swear it's not conjecture
Smoother than a wee babe's skin
It warms my heart and bosom and puts knowledge in my brain
I know i really shouldn't but i must consume that grain
The water boils over, atop the gaslit flame
I know i really shouldn't but i must consume that grain

Mac and cheese, mac and cheese
Something something something
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese
Something something something
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese
Something something something
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese
Something something something

I cook it in a big pot (mac and cheese, mac and cheese)
Upon the rusty stove top (mac and cheese, mac and cheese)
I like the cheese to be piping hot (mac and cheese, mac and cheese)
My grandfather died of a blood clot (mac! and! cheeeeeeese)

His arteries they clogged up, causing him to die
I wasn't super close to him but he was an alright guy
When i was at his funeral i had to force myself to cry
I know i really shouldn't but i must consume that grain

Mac and cheese, mac and cheese
Something something something
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese
Something something something
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese
Something something something
Mac and cheese, mac and cheese
Something something something

My wife she up and left me (mac and cheese, mac and cheese)
Couldn't get it up in the sheets (mac and cheese, mac and cheese)
But when i hear that bubbling CREAM (mac and cheese, mac and cheese)
I WANNA DIG INTO THAT MAC AND CHEESE (mac and cheeeeeeese)

I loved her very much and together we had 3 kids
I even loved to put up with her mac and cheese hate shit
She told me no more mac and cheese or that it'd finally be it
I know i really shouldn't but i must consume that grain

This is the nutrition facts segment of the recording
Hit it, eli!
Sodium (13% of your daily value)
Potassium (0% of your daily value)
Iron (15% of your daily value)
Cholesterol
Cholesterol
CHOLESTEROL

0% of your daily value
Call me mac and cheesus
The way i make ya say 'lord
It's so rich and creamy
Did that strike a chord?
From a box, a cup, straight from the oven
Call me minnie riperton the way that im lovin you
Don't expect me to sign the check
My dairy style rhymes stay locked and inflected
Not infected, like salmonella, undercooked trays
I hope you try my mac and cheese one of these days
You'll say my flow so cold and my rhymes so dreamy
In a pot let it simmer let that cheese get so creamy (premi)
Yum is the first thing out ya mouth, in ya house
Enveloped by a steamin cloud
Puttin the mackin in mac in cheese the way i mackin in this kitchen
Crazy dishes, ok im finished
Jk get with it
Like simmons, farm to table insurance
Preserving jams made of currants, a stylistic flourish
Rivers got me takin off my sweater,
Rapids white, like the milk that they cure to make cheddar
Never better, than when i got pot full of noodles
Not broth, and not chicken stock
Imma do it
Atop the range, watched like a clock but it still boils
Atop the flame, right now current like a tesla coil
My neck cranes over the water it's gettin hotter
Sweat dripping like an ink blotter
You know i gotta
I get burned but i don't even feel pain
Don't want noodles to get staley so im stayin in my layne
Castaway wilson, when i die it's gonna rain
I know i really shouldn't but i must consume that grain, motherfucker