I Will NARC

People can tell me drugs are fun
They'll get shunned. Even loved ones
But people can't tell me to break rules
I will choose the zero-tolerance route for me

Don't want to spend my dough on blow
I'd rather stick to Just Say No
I'll try to stay calm
I'll snitch on my mom
To prove I can be a narc
Yeah, yeah

N! Say no to drugs
A! Won't have an attitude
R! I will respect the rules
C! I will call the cops

N! Say no to drugs
A! Won't have an attitude
R! I will respect the rules
C! I will call the cops on you

People can tell me snitching is wrong
I will recite this cheesy song
But people can't boof me D-M-T
Only cops can know what's best for me

Don't have to blast off in math class
Don't want to tempt the Five-O's wrath
My mind is my own
I'll reap what I've sown
Singing this song is mandatory
Yeah, yeah

N! Say no to drugs
A! Won't have an attitude
R! I will respect the rules
C! I will call the cops

N! Say no to drugs
A! Won't have an attitude
R! I will respect the rules
C! I will call the cops on you

Check your ketamine at the door
Check your ketamine at the door
Check your ketamine at the door
Check your ketamine at the door

I'm gonna follow the rules
I won't do drugs, even though they're fun
I'm gonna call the cops on my friends
And I'm gonna win

Don't push me. Don't dose me
Don't disrespect laws when
All you want to do is harm reduction
It's time for this to end

Check your ketamine at the door
I do not want to score
Will we ever win
In this drug war

N-A-R-C

N! Say no to drugs
A! Won't have an attitude
R! I will respect the rules
C! I will call the cops

N! Say no to drugs
A! Won't have an attitude
R! I will respect the rules
C! I will call the cops

I will narc
I will narc
I will narc
I will narc! Oh

I will narc
I will narc
I will narc
I will narc! On

You
You

N-A-R-C
I will narc
NARC



Credits
Writer(s): Alec Foster
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