E.D.G.Y. (2022 Version)
Life kinda sucks when you turn fourteen
Can't drive, enlist, vote, or anything
So I've got so much angst built up that
I gotta let it out through something
Uh huh
'Cuz that's just how it be
So when Mom takes away all my video games
You know I've got to get back at her
I'll paint my finger- and toenails black
And blow out my dad's speaker
Uh huh
'Cuz that's just how I be
And if you feel me, put your hands up
Throw off that pair of handcuffs
That your parents and teachers gave you
And just say, "Heck it!"
Wear ripped jeans, cut your hair off
And dance your derrière off
'Cuz we're all crazy, cringey
And oh so E-D-G-Y
Now my teacher won't let me chew gum in class
So you know I've got to get back at him
I'll say it's a bathroom emergency
And with urgency, sneak out to the gym
To hang
'Cuz that's just how I be
Now the librarian starts to shush me
So you know I've got to get back at her
Now I'm checking out three books
And I'll read them in the shower
Uh huh
Damaging property
PSA: please don't actually damage property, thanks, uh
And if you feel me, put your hands up
Throw off that pair of handcuffs
That your parents and teachers gave you
And just say, "Heck it!"
Wear ripped jeans, cut your hair off
And dance your derrière off
'Cuz we're all crazy, cringey
And oh so E-D-G-Y
Dodoodododo
Dodoodododo
Dodoodododo
Dodoodododo
Dodoodododo
Doot doo, doot doo
Doot doo
And if you feel me, put your hands up
Throw off that pair of handcuffs
That your parents and teachers gave you
And just say, "Heck it!"
And if you feel me, put your hands up
Throw off that pair of handcuffs
That your parents and teachers gave you
And just say, "Heck it!"
Wear ripped jeans, cut your hair off
And dance your derrière off
'Cuz we're all crazy, cringey
And oh so E-D-G-Y
'Cuz when you're in middle school, it's all scary
Situations get all hairy
And you've got this teen angst building up
So everything you say is off the cuff
You know you'll soon outgrow it
But for now you've gotta show it
You're just crazy, cringey
And oh so E-D-G-Y
Can't drive, enlist, vote, or anything
So I've got so much angst built up that
I gotta let it out through something
Uh huh
'Cuz that's just how it be
So when Mom takes away all my video games
You know I've got to get back at her
I'll paint my finger- and toenails black
And blow out my dad's speaker
Uh huh
'Cuz that's just how I be
And if you feel me, put your hands up
Throw off that pair of handcuffs
That your parents and teachers gave you
And just say, "Heck it!"
Wear ripped jeans, cut your hair off
And dance your derrière off
'Cuz we're all crazy, cringey
And oh so E-D-G-Y
Now my teacher won't let me chew gum in class
So you know I've got to get back at him
I'll say it's a bathroom emergency
And with urgency, sneak out to the gym
To hang
'Cuz that's just how I be
Now the librarian starts to shush me
So you know I've got to get back at her
Now I'm checking out three books
And I'll read them in the shower
Uh huh
Damaging property
PSA: please don't actually damage property, thanks, uh
And if you feel me, put your hands up
Throw off that pair of handcuffs
That your parents and teachers gave you
And just say, "Heck it!"
Wear ripped jeans, cut your hair off
And dance your derrière off
'Cuz we're all crazy, cringey
And oh so E-D-G-Y
Dodoodododo
Dodoodododo
Dodoodododo
Dodoodododo
Dodoodododo
Doot doo, doot doo
Doot doo
And if you feel me, put your hands up
Throw off that pair of handcuffs
That your parents and teachers gave you
And just say, "Heck it!"
And if you feel me, put your hands up
Throw off that pair of handcuffs
That your parents and teachers gave you
And just say, "Heck it!"
Wear ripped jeans, cut your hair off
And dance your derrière off
'Cuz we're all crazy, cringey
And oh so E-D-G-Y
'Cuz when you're in middle school, it's all scary
Situations get all hairy
And you've got this teen angst building up
So everything you say is off the cuff
You know you'll soon outgrow it
But for now you've gotta show it
You're just crazy, cringey
And oh so E-D-G-Y
Credits
Writer(s): Sarah Futrell
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