I Lost My Paradigm

I blame it on Oprah
Maybe Deepak Chopra
Might have been the stars just weren't aligned
I blame it on Rwanda
Or maybe Jane Fonda
Although I must have lost all my insight
I blame on the Darth Vader
Or was it James Spader?
I know I just can't see the light
I blame on peyote, or Maharishi Yogi
Man, I lost my paradigm

I can't think anymore
Don't know how to get right
I am too shy to go out at night?
And find someone to spend the night
To spend the night with me
I'm treading on thin ice
Out here in this town
I gotta get out and move out of town
I'm like a fish out of water
With no prospects here
No one to stand beside me without no fear

I blame it on Oprah
Maybe Deepak Chopra
Might have been the stars just weren't aligned
I blame it on Rwanda
Or maybe Jane Fonda
Although I must have lost all my insight
I blame on the Darth Vader
Or was it James Spader?
I know I just can't see the light
I blame on peyote, or Maharishi Yogi
Man, I lost my paradigm

Well I'm plum outta luck
And have to decide
If I wanna go backwards just to survive
I gotta a big ole house that's so empty inside
Just like my heart I feel barely alive
I'm like a dancer with a new pair of shoes
Ain't got no partner
But I sure got the blues
I been sitting here dreaming
Of a new kind of life
But never has there been this kind of strife

You know I blame it on Oprah
Maybe Deepak Chopra
Might have been the stars just weren't aligned
I blame it Karma
Or maybe Big Pharma
Although I must have lost all my insight
Was it Ethel Merman or Pee-wee Herman?
I know I just can't see the light
I blame on peyote, or Maharishi Yogi
Man, I lost my paradigm

I lost my paradigm
I lost my paradigm