Livin' the Laggiest Lag

You already know I'm not wearing pants

My mind's a computer and my eyes are screens
Been stuck in this zoom call since March 14th
Reset my router for the third time today
Don't know how many more Zooms I can take

I feel like I'm gonna lose my head
Oh of course my internet's dead
They ask for my video to share
But I'm sitting in my underwear

Brian is your grandma naked?
Hey Johnny no one can hear you, you're muted
Oh god Tom put your clothes back on
Livin' the laggiest lag

I've got to shoot my shot, but I can't miss
All my years of Discord prepared me for this
The teacher shared her screen just like we told her
Let's hope she doesn't click again on "private folder"

I feel like I'm gonna lose my head
Oh of course my internet's dead
They ask for my video to share
But I'm sitting in my underwear

Brian is your grandma naked?
Hey Johnny no one can hear you, you're muted
Oh god Tom put your clothes back on
Livin' the laggiest lag
Get out Mom I'm in a meeting
Wait, screenshare is a thing?
There was sweat on my hands
I wasn't even wearing pants
Livin' the laggiest lag

My eyes are glazed over and I'm starting to drool
"You've had enough screen time" Mom, it's literally school

Brian is your grandma naked?
Hey Johnny no one can hear you, you're muted
Oh god Tom put your clothes back on
Livin' the laggiest lag
Get out Mom I'm in a meeting
Wait, screenshare is a thing?
There was sweat on my hands
I wasn't even wearing pants
Livin' the laggiest lag

This is why I prefer Google Meets