I'm Ready (Move Your Ass)

Some of my friends tell me I'm good looking and
I feel your big old green eyes cooking
Burning a couple of holes
In the side of my big fat head
You're like a scared bunny standing and staring
Full of self doubt and without any daring
Maybe you should go on home and go back to bed

Well you're actually kind of cute right there
With your eyeballs poppin and your jaw bone dropping
I'm watching you watching me in the reflection in the glass
I don't know what's stopping you from hopping on over
Have you never seen a four leaf clover
Red rover red rover come on move your ass
I'm ready

What's up doc you're starting yo bug me
I got no carrots but I'll let you hug me
Tell that doe in the hole goodbye
You're gonna leave her for beaver tonight
Cause this wide receiver's gonna give you a buck fever
But you're gonna have to see her if you wanna believe her
So hippity hop jack rabbit do it right

Well you're actually kind of cute right there
With your eyeballs popping and your job and dropping
I'm watching you watching me in the reflection in the glass
I don't know what's stopping you from hopping on over
Have you never seen a four leaf clover
Red rover red rover come on move your ass
I'm ready

You just keep gawking you should've been walking
And talking and asking my name
I guess you need nudging and I'm not big on judging
But at least one of us has game
What you gonna do when I come up to you with my 24 karat smile
Are you gonna look away when I give you my number
Or just keep staring a while

Well you're actually kind of cute right there
With your eyeballs popping and your job and dropping
Watching me watching you in the reflection in the glass
I don't know what's stopping you from hopping on over
Have you never seen a four leaf clover
Red rover red rover come on move your ass
Move that ass