OH NO Remix

I got caught again
Guess I couldn't keep it in my head
What I thought of them
Such a naughty boy
Whoops So unfortunate
Should've bought a second phone
For every time I talked to them
Now I'm standing here alone
Stranded in the porch again
Banging on my own door
Just trying to get to talk to her
All the Neighbours gauping in
So they could film the awkwardness
All up on their phones recording it
There's like four of them
All my stuff in bags
All over the lawn again
And all she want to ask
Is, who the is Laura then
Fus roe dah
When she dashed the ornaments
Used to be so ladylike
Now she want a war with men
She was a doll
Now she's cracking up like porcelain
Doesn't really sip drink
But now she finish all of it
Heard the glass smash
Right after she poured the gin
Hold up wait a min
Need to think, so let the chorus in
Ahhh nahh, I think I missed it
Her temper wasn't tiny
When I risked it for a biscuit
Now she's on the phone
To her sister going ballistic
Check my whatsapp
It was an image of her wrist slit

Why would you do that
How could you do that
What are you doing

Continue the story
I'm being sick on the floor
Dropped my I-phone
Struggle to pick up my thoughts
Hear the ringtone
But she wouldn't pick up the call
Brace myself against the porch
And I kick in the door
Picture it all
As I walk down this miserable Hall
Thinking if this was a film
It should win an award
Admit, my decisions were poor
But how can I live with this all
Sure you can envision the gore
Kitchen tissue a gauze
Blood on the scissors its raw
Apply pressure on her arm
Prevent the arterial pour
She sits calm
Just watching it drip on the floor
Who would've thought
That Dipping this broad
Would lead me
To a trip to the morgue
Or down the station
Filling out a witness report
Lessons for a cheater
Learn from these sickening thoughts
The grass ain't greener
It's such a slippery slope
Look to my left
And I see that she'd written a note
I try and read it through my tears
But my vision distorts
I hit my fist on the wall
Claim her suspicions are false
Whatever Watch me die slow
You can go live with this oh
Silly girl
Why couldn't we sit here and talk
Oh, You want to listen now
Well you never listened before