Fast Lane

Wonder why the gays are late for everything?
It's not because we don't walk fast enough
It's because the straights are too slow

So I've got places to be and people to see
I'm walking real fast can't follow me
Zoom zoom
Cause you can't so you won't
So go and play nice
PJ, Kev and the girlies and we're bringing the spice
Yeah you know what to do when that water runs clear
Don't stand there boy get over here
It's the alphabet mafia LGBTQ
So watch out TERFs we're coming for you
Iced coffee in hand no matter what the season
On our way to brunch and we don't need a reason
Ugh brunch
Mimosa hold the juice
Let's go

Life's better when you're in the fast lane
Living in the fast lane
Woo
Life's better when you're in the fast lane
Living in the fast lane
Life's better when you're in the fast lane
Living in the fast lane
Life's better when you're in the fast lane
Living in the fast lane
From Cork to Copenhagen
Tipp to Timbuktu
It's giving geography
Dublin to New Delhi
And of course Salou
Hola Papi
The gays are getting ready
For one big discotheque
Every month is Pride month
I know like what the heck

C'mere what section's next?
Babe, your verse

Looking at my phone
Google Maps says 30
Don't you fret love I'll get there in 10
I'm a gay man so I'm always in a hurry
Can't drive a car but tell me where and when
Slight lisp, limp wrist
Yeah I'm gay
You get the gist sis
Lads see my ass and wish I was their missus
First things first babe if you wanna hit this
Change those manky bed sheets 'cause they smell like piss piss
Ugh
Yock like
Maybe then we'll kiss kiss
Come and walk behind me then you'll know what bliss is
Okay booty someone's been squatting
You don't wanna miss this

Life's better when you're in the fast lane
Living in the fast lane
Life's better when you're in the fast lane
Have you seen my tote bag?
Living in the fast lane
Life's better when you're in the fast lane
Sorry straights you just walk too slow
Living in the fast lane
Life's better when you're in the fast lane
Yeah no hard feelings like
Living in the fast lane

Move babe I don't have to explain
You are getting in my way
Please babe there's no need to complain
Life's better when you're in the fast lane
Move babe please can you refrain
From getting yourself in my way
Dear Lord what a sad little life Jane
When you're not living in the fast lane

Life's better when you're in the fast lane
Living in the fast lane
Let's go
Life's better when you're in the fast lane
I wanna see everyone jumping
Living in the fast lane
Life's better when you're in the fast lane
This song is actually a bop
Living in the fast lane
Life's better when you're in the fast lane
The girlies are gonna be shook
Living in the fast lane

Sally Hansen on the mitt
We're having a skit
Will I do your back?
Sally Hansen on the mitt
We're having a skit
Sally Hansen on the mitt
We're having a skit
Sally Hansen on the mitt
We're having a skit
What are we even on about?
Ahahahaha