The Bengali Diet

Areeh, dhup dham charpash norche ta ki?
Dekho kaap jhap keno bolo hocche ta ki?
Weight lifting cholche 100 K.G
Burn hocche calory lagche habby
I'm dietin' na ami khabo na
Halka phol fruits just like banana
Shukhatei hobe joldi God sake
Excuse me, kothai amar protein shake?
Doura doury, lafa lafi chol shuru kori joldi
Bhalo lage na to ar eto shob chorbi
Fast-food bondho, fresh fresh shobji
Tobuo kome na ojon keno keu bolbi?
Din raat, raat din bhaat khawa baad din
Teel chara shada dim
Shudhu shudhu himshim
Korchi to shob pura hardcore diet e'
Ghumacchi khali pet e' every night e'
Kibhabe bol komabo je cholesterol?
Komche na kichu tey ojon
Life free kobe hobe ei jibon
Ki kori ei mon ree
Ei mon to maane na
Ki kori bolo pet tao kome na
Jeebh bhije jai dekhte chocolate
But ki kori, I'm on diet
Ektu jhakanaka dola de na
Jhakanaka jhakana dola de na
Ufff ki bicep, Ah ki tricep
Bhuri ta hoiye jabe sister
Bhat khabo na to khabo shudhu ruti
Carbohydrate ke dibo ami chuti
Workout korbo just 1 ghonta
Energy ber kore nibe ei jaan ta
Chokh ta bujhe tumi shokal bela
Push up pool ar crunches de na
Uff! Ki technique, haay ki physic
If you want to come and get in
Hurrah hoo!!
Oyee everybody thanks for listening
Come to the Gym (hoho hoo hoo)
On right now, burn calories
See you tomorrow again
Or maybe not
Meet my friend Shouvik
Thak amake diye hobe na