Room in England

I've been two whole days without booze and I'm proud about it
Lately I've been keeping up with the news and I'm proud about it
I remember reading something about a military coup and I frowned about it
And then I took a sip from my brew and looked out at the view from my room in England

I don't care what they say there's always room in England
If you need a place to stay there's always room in England
I don't care what they say there's always room in England
If you need a safe place to stay there's always room in England to me

Now Rachel with an E got a free costa coffee
Because she filled up all the stamps on her loyalty card and she was proud about it
And Mehmet made a killing today earning eight pounds and fifty
Singing songs on bold street and bought a cheap flat white and he was proud about it

I don't care what they say there's always room in England
If you need a place to stay there's always room in England
I don't care what they say there's always room in England
If you need a safe place to stay there's always room in England to me

Do you have the correct documentation to be here?
Well the house was on fire and I didn't really feel like going back in to get it
In that case sir I'll have to refuse you entry
But feel free to take a dingy across the channel,
On your own head be it mind, those waters are choppy
And there's no such insurance for that king of thing

You need a V.I.S.A V.I.S.A
You need a V.I.S.A V.I.S.A
You need a V.I.S.A V.I.S.A
You need a V.I.S.A yes they say
You need a V.I.S.A V.I.S.A
You need a V.I.S.A V.I.S.A
You need a V.I.S.A V.I.S.A
You need a V.I.S.A yes they say

I don't care what they say there's always room in England
If you need a place to stay there's always room in England
I don't care what they say there's always room in England
If you need a safe place to stay there's always room in England to me

You can stay at my house if you want but I'll have to check with the landlord