Black Tie Beach Party

Are you tired of parties, are you tired of sun?
Wanna drive to a party tonight?
If you think that parties are silly and dumb
Black tie beach party tonight
It's in New Jersey, but not that part
It's something different, you'll see right from the start
If you think that parties are silly and dumb
Black tie beach party tonight

Well it might get sweaty, it might get hot
Black tie beach party tonight
You might think that's your Mom, but no it's not
Black tie beach party tonight
But if you're wearing tight jeans in the record heat
The sunset will glisten and Roger will sing
If you think that parties are silly and mean
Black tie beach party tonight

Now of course at first it's gonna feel weird
Black tie beach party tonight
There's sand on your feet and a suit on your rear
Black tie beach party tonight
But smell the catered dinner and drinks
Your heart it will rise as the ferris wheel sinks
If you think that parties and silly and fake
Black tie beach party tonight

And now you're dancing with a divorcée
Black tie beach party tonight
You get a peek and her pubes are grey
Black tie beach party tonight
But soon you'll be singing with the host of the day
He's worth 10 million and his daughter seems great
If you think that parties and silly and lame
Black tie beach party tonight

Are you tired of parties, do you think we're done?
Black tie beach party tonight
I promise this party will be nothing but fun
Black tie beach party tonight
Well, you lost all your clothes and you're drunk on the roof
And for one second there you forgot you were you
If you think that parties and silly and crude
Black tie beach party tonight

Black tie beach party tonight
Black tie beach party tonight