Iguanas Falling From the Sky

It was a January day, and I was feeling ok
A cold day in Miami on a winter's day
The weather channel girl took me by surprise
A weird storm warning passed before my eyes
Umbrellas or a jacket just won't do
Nothing I know will protect my shoes from

Iguanas falling from the sky
With a frozen teardrop in their eye
The strangest thing below fifty degrees
A weather phenomena you just won't believe
Iguanas falling from the sky

There's more of them than us these days
Enjoying the sun the Iguana way
Just give 'em some warmth and a gentle breeze
Just like us, they're easy to please
When the cold wind blows from the north those days
The chilly little reptiles drop in to say... HI

Iguanas falling from the sky
With a frozen teardrop in their eye
The strangest thing below fifty degrees
A weather phenomena you just won't believe
Iguanas falling from the sky... Watch out

May I have your attention, may I have your attention please
We are now under a Falling Iguana Warning... This is not a drill
We are under a Falling Iguana Warning
Please move away from all trees

Well the temp in the Keys has dropped so low
Our frozen green friends like us move slow
Rainin' down, they're piled knee high
An Egyptian plague on the passers by
What's a Beach Bum supposed to do
When the Lord sends a message that's strange but true

Iguanas falling from the sky
With a frozen teardrop in their eye
The strangest thing below fifty degrees
A weather phenomena you just won't believe
Iguanas falling from the sky

Now, so ends this reptilian fact
Untie the boat and set sail Jack
It's raining cats and dogs somewhere
But the South Beach wind's blowing through my hair
Frozen Iguanas are falling from the trees
Cold lizards, cold beer, I'll have another please

Iguanas falling from the sky
With a frozen teardrop in their eye
The strangest thing below fifty degrees
A weather phenomena you just won't believe
Iguanas falling from the sky
Iguanas falling from the sky
Iguanas falling from the sky