Simple Pleasures
"Thank you for contacting Simple Pleasures"
"Your one stop shop for existential quandaries
In the Northwest arm of the Milky Way galaxy"
"If you know your parties extension
Please hang up and try again"
"For eternal salvation, dial one"
"To lower your blood pressure, dial two"
"To be talked down from a ledge, dial three"
"To report a license plate number
Of someone who has wronged you in traffic,
Dial four"
Just three easy payments for your teleport device
Blast from your living room to wherever you desire
See primitive cave drawings on the wall
An inspiration to admire
Simple Pleasures
"Thank you for remaining on the line"
"To experience zero gravity, press *"
"To find yourself, dial six"
"For the office of the missing link, dial 9"
Thank you holy rollers
I saved my proof of purchase
I'm getting into heaven
If I don't I'll get my money back
IF I DON'T I'LL GET MY MONEY BACK!!
Simple Pleasures
I'm flying through a black hole now
I don't want to come back down
We're floating over Dubai
Now Santa Monica Pier
I have no reason to leave the house anymore
Simple Pleasures
Simple Pleasures
Simple Pleasures
Simple Pleasures
"For a directory of local gurus, yogies, shaman,
Sages, witches, druids, doulas, and postman"
"Please enter your address and blood type
After the tone"
"Simple Pleasures thanks you for patience
And patronage
As we help you navigate the known material realm"
"Simple Pleasures LLC, where the unimaginable meets the unnecessary"
"Your one stop shop for existential quandaries
In the Northwest arm of the Milky Way galaxy"
"If you know your parties extension
Please hang up and try again"
"For eternal salvation, dial one"
"To lower your blood pressure, dial two"
"To be talked down from a ledge, dial three"
"To report a license plate number
Of someone who has wronged you in traffic,
Dial four"
Just three easy payments for your teleport device
Blast from your living room to wherever you desire
See primitive cave drawings on the wall
An inspiration to admire
Simple Pleasures
"Thank you for remaining on the line"
"To experience zero gravity, press *"
"To find yourself, dial six"
"For the office of the missing link, dial 9"
Thank you holy rollers
I saved my proof of purchase
I'm getting into heaven
If I don't I'll get my money back
IF I DON'T I'LL GET MY MONEY BACK!!
Simple Pleasures
I'm flying through a black hole now
I don't want to come back down
We're floating over Dubai
Now Santa Monica Pier
I have no reason to leave the house anymore
Simple Pleasures
Simple Pleasures
Simple Pleasures
Simple Pleasures
"For a directory of local gurus, yogies, shaman,
Sages, witches, druids, doulas, and postman"
"Please enter your address and blood type
After the tone"
"Simple Pleasures thanks you for patience
And patronage
As we help you navigate the known material realm"
"Simple Pleasures LLC, where the unimaginable meets the unnecessary"
Credits
Writer(s): Kyle William Wacker
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