The Fall of Vlad

As I was spending hours
On a Reddit sub a-lounging
I came across young Plotkins and his money he was counting
I looked upon his shorts which were naked and a-drowning
Said I'll buy the stonk and he'll be weeping like a fountain

Fuckery Fuckeroo Fuckerah
The fall of Vladdi-o
The fall of Vladdi-o
Our stocks are gonna soar

The stock a went a flying and I made a pretty penny
Diamond handed all and refused to sell any
But little did I know that some fuckers would deceive me
The SEC's a joke and its fines can be paid easy

Fuckery Fuckeroo Fuckerah
The fall of Vladdi-o
The fall of Vladdi-o
Our stocks are gonna soar

I went unto my chamber, all for take a slumber
Dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure it was no wonder
But Kenny and his cronies were drowning in deep water
Planned to take the buys away and send retail to slaughter

Fuckery Fuckeroo Fuckerah
The fall of Vladdi-o
The fall of Vladdi-o
Our stocks are gonna soar

Twas early in the morning, before I rose to travel
Up came a broker notice that the stonk she would unravel
I first produced me laptop for me app it wasn't working
I couldn't buy the stock, for the buy button was broken

Fuckery Fuckeroo Fuckerah
The fall of Vladdi-o
The fall of Vladdi-o
Our stocks are gonna soar

Now there's some that take delight in the Lambos swiftly rolling
And others waste their lives mindlessly a-scrolling
But I find my peace in zen-fully a-holding
And knowing that someday all my shares will be golden

Fuckery Fuckeroo Fuckerah
The fall of Vladdi-o
The fall of Vladdi-o
Our stocks are gonna soar

If anyone can aid me, 'tis me apes in the Ape Army
They're stationed everywhere from New York to old Killarney
And if they hold with me, we'll all live a life of plenty
Well rocket towards the moon while they lock up bastard Kenny

Fuckery Fuckeroo Fuckerah
The fall of Vladdi-o
The fall of Vladdi-o
Our stocks are gonna soar
Fuckery Fuckeroo Fuckerah
The fall of Vladdi-o
The fall of Vladdi-o
Our stocks are gonna soar
To the Moon
To the Moon
To the Moon
To the Moon
To the Moon
To the Moon
To the Moon
To the Moon
Our stocks are gonna soar



Credits
Writer(s): Matthew Evans
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