So Says Richard

Richard is the name of a person somewhere
Who says the moon looks like a circle
The table looks like a square
He says that Russia is the biggest
Country in the modern world
It's improper for the older guys
To touch the younger girls
He's no doctor but he says
We'll all be dead at 25
There's just no way that you can drink so much
And keep yourself alive

We'll all die someday
So says Richard

He says that Canada is not the biggest
Country in the world
It's improper for the older guys to
Touch the younger girls
Please ensure that you do never
Look a big dog in the eye
It'll take it as a challenge and
You probably will die

We'll all die someday
So says Richard

Richard gives good advice to the kids
Richard gives good advice to the kids
In my town

Richard's core philosophy is that we're born to die
He loves the Frenchmen of the 50s
He loves chicken mushroom pie
He loves sitting at a vantage point
To watch the world go by
He likes to contemplate the brilliant way
Camus describes the sky

We'll all die someday
So says Richard

Richard gives good advice to the kids
Richard gives good advice to the kids
In my town

Richard gives good advice to the kids
Richard gives good advice to the kids
Richard gives good advice to the kids
Richard gives good advice to the kids
In my town