The Chefs Song
Ladies and gentlemen
Culinary connoisseurs
Welcome to our special
Evening Supper Club
Tonight we have a special guest appearance
From an award winning chef
Not to be missed
Before we begin
Could everyone please
Leave their opinions and children at the cloakroom
'Cos no one wants to hear them,
Really
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
This evening's menu
Features only the finest and freshest
Locally sourced produce
For starters
We have the exquisite foie gras
From the liver
Of our kitchen porter,
Gary
Chop chop
Underpaid labour
Wash your hands
First In
First Out
You are
Useless
Is there any way you could make this pudding less conservative?
Excuse me, do you speak American?
No!
Salt is not a vegetable and you cannot have fries with that
Everything is funny
Until you
Become dinner
Revenge's
A dish best served cold
But don't wait too long
Or it will get
Old
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
What appears to be the issue here?!
Ehyerghrgheerghhh...
I think I'll have
The braised
Boris Johnson,
Actually
Culinary connoisseurs
Welcome to our special
Evening Supper Club
Tonight we have a special guest appearance
From an award winning chef
Not to be missed
Before we begin
Could everyone please
Leave their opinions and children at the cloakroom
'Cos no one wants to hear them,
Really
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
This evening's menu
Features only the finest and freshest
Locally sourced produce
For starters
We have the exquisite foie gras
From the liver
Of our kitchen porter,
Gary
Chop chop
Underpaid labour
Wash your hands
First In
First Out
You are
Useless
Is there any way you could make this pudding less conservative?
Excuse me, do you speak American?
No!
Salt is not a vegetable and you cannot have fries with that
Everything is funny
Until you
Become dinner
Revenge's
A dish best served cold
But don't wait too long
Or it will get
Old
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
I don't want to overcook
What appears to be the issue here?!
Ehyerghrgheerghhh...
I think I'll have
The braised
Boris Johnson,
Actually
Credits
Writer(s): Andrea Papi, Daphne Ang
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