She's Ideal

My name's Bronathan Giant
This is She's Ideal, 'cause she is

I got one woman in mind
'Cause I'm usually too arrogant to entertain compromise
She's the smartest girl I've ever met
And quite possibly the prettiest one I've seen yet

Our conversation goes on for hours
And whimsical whims of love drip down from the towers above
Her legs are like long roads on long drives
She's the kind of beauty that could've ended apartheid

Oh, shit, she's ideal
Oh, shit, she's ideal for me
Oh, shit, she's ideal
Oh, shit, she's ideal for me

Her diplomacy speaks volumes of her moral character
And she doesn't get embarrassed when people laugh at her
She's ideal, ah
She's ideal for me, yeah

I'm not religious but I'm on a spiritual trip
I want a chick to watch the universe with
Someone that says, "Wow, I really love to love
And loving you's the kind of love that makes my clock tick"

Let's watch the stars and appreciate that we have each other to hold hands with
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh
I have her back and I know that she has mine
Whenever we argue, it's not like we're stepping on land mines
It's super healthy laughs

She's the kind of person that takes compassionate criticism critically
And she wants to grow without arguing with me
And wants the best for me because she knows I want the best for her
Because I love her, because I fucking love the shit out of her

But I know, I know she isn't real I know because I'm smart, she is just ideal
But still I pour over her and wish she was here every night to sleep tight
But on these nights, I remember what my mom used to say
She used to say, "If you don't learn to compromise, you won't ever get laid"

Oh, shit, she's ideal
Oh, shit, she's ideal for me
Oh, shit, she's ideal
Oh, shit, she's ideal for me

Alright, now if she ain't perfect, at least she for real, man
I think her looks could straight-up kill a man
She could kill me with her eyes without ever looking twice

I'm like every time I look at her, I see a picture-perfect girl
I'm just straight up lost for words
This ain't never happened to me before

Now things are gettin' serious, I don't know how to deal with this
She looked me in the eyes the other day and asked me, "Babe, how for real is this?"

I said I'm not quite know but shit I know that you the perfect girl
And if I had to choose between you and the world, man, I'd also give up oxygen
Just as a plus for the world, for giving me you in return for everybody else

'Cause, oh, shit, she's ideal
Oh, shit, man, she's ideal for me
Oh, shit, she's ideal
Oh, shit, she's ideal for me

Oh, shit, she's ideal
Oh, shit, man, she's ideal for me
Oh, shit, she's ideal
Oh, shit, man, she's ideal for me