Big Socks

It was a hot summer day working in the city
I was just a young girl people told me I was pretty
OO-OO-OO
I saw this man down the street he had really big feet
He was looking pretty awkward he was down on his knees praying
LOOORD, LOOORD
Gimme some socks
He said, Lord, Lord, gimme some socks

Well, he looked a little handsome but seemed a little down
So, I said hey what's the matter and he looked up with a frown he said
OO-OO-OO
All I need are some socks

Socks I thought, well that I can do
(OOO) he's a man with no socks but guess
WHAAAT I run a sock shop
She runs a sock shop; she runs a sock shop
I run a sock shop

And that was the beginning of this special little thing
We didn't know it at the time, but it was more than just a fling
I invited him in, and he looked at my wares
He said none of these are big enough to fit this pair

I said (hey) I can make them a custom size
He said (hey) that sounds pretty nice

And it was history from then on
And now I'm known as Ms. Spiffy to everyone

I was actually pretty shy, but I was feeling pretty bold that day
I didn't mean to pry, but I'm glad that it turned out this way
This man that I saw, the big feet he wanted gone
The goddess that he called, the miracle phenomenon
She blessed me with gigantic hair, to make us two the perfect pair
To fight the comic standards that society set