Dirt Devil Man
I fuck vacuums
Good evening concert may I borrow your vacuum to screw
I'm a Dirt Devil I'm a Dirt Devil Man
I'm a Dirt Devil I'm a Dirt Devil Man
When I was 12 like any boy I was in too many things
Like making love to appliances for 20 second Flings
I made a promise to my baby boo that those days were dead and gone
But it never fails that Coily Tail it turns this bastard on because
I'm a Dirt Devil I'm a Dirt Devil Man
I used to rock a Hoover but now I'm a Devil man
She nearly sucked my balls clean off but it didn't stop my fun
My mommy caught me fuckin it and she sent me to a nun
Who locked me and the cellar man she threw away the key
But I broke out got a kitchen knife and cut her gingerly because
I'm a Dirt Devil on a dirt devil man
I used to fuck a Dyson but now I'm a devil man
Well it ain't no watermelon with the whole cut in the side
But I like to pork my vacuum with pride
Well my uncle beat me half to death when I banged his filter queen
It was worth it man the suction made my urethra mighty clean
Good evening concert may I borrow your vacuum to screw
I'm a Dirt Devil I'm a Dirt Devil Man
I'm a Dirt Devil I'm a Dirt Devil Man
When I was 12 like any boy I was in too many things
Like making love to appliances for 20 second Flings
I made a promise to my baby boo that those days were dead and gone
But it never fails that Coily Tail it turns this bastard on because
I'm a Dirt Devil I'm a Dirt Devil Man
I used to rock a Hoover but now I'm a Devil man
She nearly sucked my balls clean off but it didn't stop my fun
My mommy caught me fuckin it and she sent me to a nun
Who locked me and the cellar man she threw away the key
But I broke out got a kitchen knife and cut her gingerly because
I'm a Dirt Devil on a dirt devil man
I used to fuck a Dyson but now I'm a devil man
Well it ain't no watermelon with the whole cut in the side
But I like to pork my vacuum with pride
Well my uncle beat me half to death when I banged his filter queen
It was worth it man the suction made my urethra mighty clean
Credits
Writer(s): Brian Desfosses
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